Posted by: this montana life | March 20, 2011

Mountain Hollers and Funky Towns

Leaving Apache Junction

Leaving Apache Junction

Heading north looking for a bit cooler weather took us on quite an adventure. Perhaps adventure really isn’t the word to describe the relocation day. We scoured the maps and books we had looking for a nice place to tuck ourselves into around Prescott. Since we typically like the out-of-the-way places it comes as no surprise that we headed off on a dusty dirt road. After three miles we passed through the very small town of Bumble Bee with a population of 19 (people that is).

Bumble Bee

Bumble Bee

Rolling through Bumble Bee

Rolling through Bumble Bee

We continued on (and on, and on, and on) driving through such small towns such as Cleator. I loved the small Miller beer banner on the side of the road that said, “Last Cold Beer before Crown King”. If we had been smart we would have found a place to tuck in right there and feasted on cold beer. Not that I was looking for a cold beer, mind you—at least not by that time. But after the next six miles of dirt road we were all wishing we had followed our niggling intuitive voices and stopped in Cleator. It was starting to get dark and the campgrounds we sought were still six miles away on a very bumpy road when we rolled into Crown King. The only way I would describe this little mountain holler is that it had a strange resemblance to a town called Deliverance. I kept waiting to hear banjo music wafting through the pines toward Gina. My imagination ran rampant and wild as I envisioned men with brown spittle spat through crooked and missing teeth saying, “Sheeeeee-it. I done shot up better looking trailers than that one there.”  I guess when you venture 26 miles into the mountains on a dry and dusty road you should be prepared for the back woods. But then, perhaps I was prejudiced by spots on the map called “Lousy Canyon” and “Fort Misery”.

The road to Crown King

The road to Crown King--On our way down the huge switchbacks

We found a camping turn-out just off the road past Crown King and leveled up for the night. You can usually tell the IQ of the past campers based on what is left behind in the camp ring or behind the rocks and trees. What type of camper leaves behind a multitude of pink Playtex pushers of feminine products tossed randomly post plunging? Ick, Yuk, and all those other ishy words.

Just up the road from Crown King

Just up the road from Crown King

Once daylight came we got Gina the heck out of there and back onto the freeway searching for our next spot, which we found just outside of Prescott, lovely sweet funky Prescott. Full of sweet little shops and restaurants with heavenly menus.

The bartender at The Raven Cafe summed Prescott up in one sentence. “What’s to be in a bad mood about when you live here?”

More on Prescott in my next post!


Responses

  1. Oh my gosh, I couldn’t stop smiling while reading this blog! We live in Peoria, Az, just outside of Phoenix. My son went on a excursion with a bunch of other Jeep owners to find Crown King…it can be very elusive even to those living in Arizona! Anyway, he had pretty much the same experience as you. The next time you want to do something “out there” check out the old mining town of Stanton,Az, just outside of Wickenburg and Congress, AZ. Take a shovel, a panning plate, and dig up some placer gold. It’s a blast. Have fun on your journey, I am sooooo jealous!

    • Thanks for your comments! Crown King is not at the top of my list to revisit, that’s for sure.

      I wish I had read this yesterday as we blew through Congress on our way down to White Tank Mountains. A little more gold in our pocket would help us with the cost of gas for this trip.

      Thanks Again,
      Mrs. EmBee

  2. Well, it’s certainly a relief to see the Gina blogs coming at us with more regularity. I for one was worried sick that maybe our beloved Gina had gone off one of those cliffs down there—or was laid up somewhere in a lonely canyon with a broken axle. Or maybe abducted and abused by some big Hummer or long-haul semi.
    In fact, I was just about to head down there with my own search party.

    I’m so happy to know that she’s OK—breezing along just as before, her bright face shining in the Arizona sun!


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